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The Turnip cries for Blood....

The hot beef injection was too much for the vegetarian to take. The syringe filled with boiled dead cows blood coarsed thru his veins as he screamed RUTABAYGA! RUTABAYGA! at the top of his lungs. It was amazing he was held down so long since he was dressed as a giant turnip. The Anti Vegan Society, a secret paramilitary black section of the government which took pride in turning these pansies back into men, had been scoping him out while he paraded himself in front of the Annual Carnivore Lovers parade, doing cartwheels and passing out turnip treats to the kids all week long. They had seen him arguing in front of butcher shops in loud tones until he was chased down the street by the butcher with a meat cleaver. They'd seen him kick men eating shishkebabs and slapping asians for eating dogkebobs. This menace had to be stopped, if the parade was to be sucessful and the eventual plan to bring blood lust to humankind a reality. They found him inside a supermarket dancing with another of his ilk, a woman dressed as a giant Carrot doing the twist to a crowd of awed spectators, who just wanted to get their lettuce and leave but these two whackos were in the way and so they had to watch them twist for three minutes while the muzak tweaked speakers blared out Chubby Checker inside the supermarktet.Suddenly they grabbed The Turnip and pulled him off to the back of the market in the butchers section and tied him down. "You will never eat a vegetable again freak" one of the agents dressed in black said, while pushing in his ear piece.Agent #2 got the cows blood ready,cooking it up under a ladle with a match and pulling it into the syringe. "No way," screamed the turnip," I love Ruttabaga,RUTTABAGA!". But it was all in vain and in his veins, the blood is delight no Mr. Renfield, The Turnips eyes turned red and his incisors grew, they released the harnesses holding him and he turned to one side and expelled all the vegetables he had in his system. He hunched over the best he could for a man dressed in a Turnip costume, and began breathing heavily, his nails grew long and he went into fits saying "I want some mooooooore....... "
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Meat is murder.

I hope you choke, pacifistically :)
Ahhhh Cmon you know you liked it!
Eh, not really. I'm very adamant about animal rights...
OK.....but remember....it's only a story.....dont get scared!
I'm not scared. You're just portraying a very noble cause in poor light.
Look.....
Ok
Now Listen to me type this note out.....

It's a ridiculous story....It's not meant to be serious.... If anything its meant to poke fun at ANYONE too overzealous in their beliefs that they cannot have a laugh at themselves. But you are young yet and you will understand that one day....
No, I understand it was in jest. The fact remains that it pokes fun at a cause that is a very important and respectable one. Being vegetarian could possibly be one of the best things you can do for your health, the environment, and to end the number one cause of suffering for sentient beings in the world. I get that it's a joke, but it unintentionally puts out a message that subconciously tells people animals rights is something to make fun of.

Much of my time is spent explaining the merits of animal rights, and this is counterproductive to that goal. That is not saying that you shouldn't write and publish it if you want to, I was just giving my feelings on it.
Hey all comments are appreciated....especially on such an old post! But I understand that it is a great passion of yours that you take very much to heart. During my very first year of life,my mother fed me nothing but pureed vegetables and my parents at one point or another have been vegetarians. I am friends with an Indian family & I am sure you are aware of how they eat. I know you want to get your point across but, understand there will always be a lampooner (such as myself with the story)who will poke fun at anyone with strong beliefs. You should allow yourself a little room to laugh about anything too serious, no? Dont necessarily want to get too obsessive,right? Everything in moderation, right?
Ok now reread the story & Cheer for The Turnip as he dances with the giant Carrot in the supermarket store, for the produce section is paradise! You know it is.....
Haha. No, I wasn't uptight about it, I was just explaining why I commented. It doesn't really matter. Top o' the day to ya.
Wait a minute....appparently I was not reading your post correctly.....Animal rights? WTF? Oh are you talking about the asian dog joke? My god man, you've never heard of black comedy? This story is all about that. This seems to me your way of saying you are sensitive about this subject,which is fine, but dude take it light! You are 16 years old! I know your feelings run high, but no one is going to take this story as an insult to animal rights unless the whole piece was criticsizing animal rights, which it isnt. Nitpicking over tiny things like this is akin to thought control. You should assume, more often than not that people will make their own decision about these things. If you want to know more about thought control I can recommend you two books, Fahrenheit 451,1984 & Animal Farm. The trilogy of thought control. Put your mind at ease and relax.....take a deep breath.....think about naked people dancing in produce....ahhhhhh that feels better right?
You're a bigot and a moron.
Oh well.... I still had fun writing it....you go ahead and submit something....
you guys are fucking morons. it was a fucking story, a joking story. christ. For someone with a daily show picture you really dont take things in a lighthearted way. Im sure you feel that the daily show is VERY serious news broadcasting. and nikolus...just shut up..god you're uptight.

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